Snake

- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- A woodchuck would chuck no amount
of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
- But if a woodchuck could chuck and would
chuck some amount of wood, what amount
of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
- Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and
even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, 
should a woodchuck chuck wood?
- A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck
would chuck wood.
- Oh, shut up.